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A man walks into a bar and gets in line to order some fruit punch.

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One of these trees is growing more slowly than the others.

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I got a beautifully wrapped gift parcel today.

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[NOV2020] Black Friday is the best commercial invention ever:

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Dolphins are so stupid, they live in the water but also need to swim up to the surface to get some air

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I ate my girlfriends cat last night.

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I’m proud to be NAZI

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Had to call the cops today there was a very good looking man in my bedroom.

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Yes, said the blind man.

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Dad, I’m horny.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A man walks into a bar and gets in line to order some fruit punch.	13
One of these trees is growing more slowly than the others.	13
I got a beautifully wrapped gift parcel today.	13
[NOV2020] Black Friday is the best commercial invention ever:	13
Dolphins are so stupid, they live in the water but also need to swim up to the surface to get some air	13
I ate my girlfriends cat last night.	13
I’m proud to be NAZI	13
Had to call the cops today there was a very good looking man in my bedroom.	13
Yes, said the blind man.	13
Dad, I’m horny.	13